144. Eggplant Epithalamion

Suggested time: 10 — 15 minutes I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant. – Gabriel García Márquez An epithalamion is a poem or song written to honor a bride and bridegroom and celebrate their marriage. Erica Jong’s poem “The Eggplant Epithalamion” was inspired by the saying “A Turk won’t 144. Eggplant Epithalamion

Create a New Genre

When our house burned down by wildfire, I tried to get the neighbors to join me in what I called a new genre: Fireku. Well, Fireku was actually just Haiku, but the theme of the short poem was specific: wildfire. Here are a few examples of Fireku: 1. Dust, Ash, Rubble, Trash 2. Fire Gods! Create a New Genre

Sarcastic Similes

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has a way with words. When testing the Bentley Continental GT, Clarkson didn’t see the point in having a lever on the dash to adjust its suspension. He said, “It really is about as useful as putting a snooze button on a smoke alarm.” Similes can jazz up your story, Sarcastic Similes