Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has a way with words. When testing the Bentley Continental GT, Clarkson didn’t see the point in having a lever on the dash to adjust its suspension. He said, “It really is about as useful as putting a snooze button on a smoke alarm.” Similes can jazz up your story, … Sarcastic Similes

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