Kids say the darndest things!

Some amusing kid statements can be found in Richard Lederer’s book, Angished English, Dell Publishing, 1997, (Pages 3 – 10).

• Early Egyptian women often wore a garment called a calasiris. It was a sheer dress which started beneath the breasts which hung to the floor.
• Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak.
• Pompeii was destroyed by an overflow of saliva from the Vatican.
• The two kinds of books printed are friction and non-friction.
• Chaucer was the father of English Pottery.
• Rambo was a French poet.
• Hamlet had an edible complex.

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